Retouch my body - jackie beat SPOOF [lyrics]
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retouch my body spoof by jackie beat
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Lyrics Jackie Beat, still young and sweet! Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah... You know I'm gettin' older And I've gained some weight, too In my imagination I am just 22 I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too The fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roof If there's a camera up
in here that's takin' photographs of me Then it's true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here tellin' you, what to do 'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don't even try i
t, this is my diet Retouch my body Stretch me some more Take off sixty pounds Then take off ten more Retouch my body Re-size my head Clean up my skin Please tone down the red Retouch my body Lipo my thighs With your computer mouse I'm as big as a house Retouch my body Remove every curve I'm goin' t
o the mall to get a soft serve Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob Remove a chin or two and how's about a nose job? Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me Then it'
s true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood or else you, will get sued Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don't even try it, this is my diet Retouch my body Don't wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what I'm payin' you for
Retouch my body
I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs Make me fuckin' young and sweet Get rid of my celluleet I don't want no photo, boy I want an oil painting Retouch my body Retouch my body Don't cause any trouble I am in denial Don't ya' burst my bubble Retouch my body Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like An ancient iguana Retouch my body And if you can of course Try to make me look Like less of a horse Retouch my body I've no other choice I only wish you could retouch my voice Retouch my fuckin' body!
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I Mean Its True...Mariah Carey Has Gained Alotta Weight
I Personally Dont Like Her But I KNow Shes Got Talent....Shes Got The record For The Most Number 1s!!! But Im Sorry Shes Annoying!
thing is, Mariah is super fierce these days and also... she does look like she's in her 20's
I was laughing so so so hard.
Just, oh my god.
but it gets sooo stuck in your head you get confused wid da orginal and the parody! =)
Rock on this rules!
I Mean "Touch My Body"
?!?!?!
What The Hell?
She Sounds Like A Slut
Which I'm Sure Shes Not
Like I Said I KNOW SHES GOT TALENT......... I MEAN IF SHE DIDNT NO ONE WOULD LIKE HER!!!! (I Think About That With Alotta Bands/Singers..Like Justin Timberlake I Dont Liek Him But I Know Hes Got Talent Cuz Alotta People Listen To Him) I Just Think Shes Annoying Thats All