The Impotence of Proofreading By Taylor Mali
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The the impotence of proofreading By Taylor Mali www.taylormali.com Has this ever happened to you? You work very, very horde on a paper for English clash And still get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=) and all because you are the liverwurst spoiler in the whale wide word Yes, Proofreading
your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence. This is a problem that affects manly, manly students all over the word. I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term that my English torturer in my sophomoric year, Mrs. Myth, she said I would never get into a good colleague. And that¹s al
l I wanted, that's all any kid wants at that age just to get into a good colleague. Not just anal community colleague, because I wouldn¹t be happy at just anal community colleague. I really need to be challenged, challenged menstrually I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation,
I know this makes me sound like a stereo, but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal colleague. So if I did not improvement or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison (in Prison, New Jersey). So I got myself a spell checker and figured I was on Sleazy Street. But there are sev
eral missed aches that a spell chukker can¹t can¹t catch catch. For instant, if you accidentally leave out word your spell exchequer won¹t put it in you. And God for billing purposes only you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling your spell Chekhov might replace a word with one you had a
bsolutely no detention of using. Because what do you want it to douch? It only does what you tell it to douche. You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit. It just goes to show you how embargo one careless little clit of the mouth can be. Which reminds me of this one time d
uring my Junior Mint. The teacher took the paper that I had written on A Sale of Two Titties No I'm cereal, I am cereal she read it out loud in front of all of my assmates. It was the most humidifying experience of my life, being laughed at pubically. So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pi
sces of advice: One: There is no prostitute for careful editing. And three: When it comes to proofreading, the red penis your friend. Spank you
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never met red penis, tho..
"Serial" is closer to the actual intended word. There's very little chance that anyone would somehow get to "cereal" when trying to type "serious." It's too many letters off (it only has the "er" in common). As far as Mali's poem goes, it just makes sense in the context of typos. In the case o
f South Park, they're playing off the idea that Gore can only read off prepped speeches and wouldn't correct a typo like that in a speech.
I can even picture Mr. Mali as a waiter: "Sum salt and pecker with that, slur? Don't forget to use nap cam to whip all that flood off your month.
Mr. Mali is great and I'm out. See ya ladder peep hole!!!
Awecome routeen!
i meen it mackes so much cents!
every student i know should watch this....
its really impotent! LOL.... thanx so much