(Classified) Bill Defends Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)
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Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified).
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| What the fuck are ... ( 1 month ago by mosephH) |
| What the fuck are you talking about, man. Spray to kill locusts is completely different than testing chemical weapons on populations. And please, show me a city in the U.S. that was the victim of an nuclear weapons test. If the people were told to stay inside they should have fucking stayed inside. Your friend is an idiot. And it's a lot easier for some fucktard to make up a story on the internet than for the gov't to cover up the death of the population of a city they tested on. |
| Don't get me wrong ... ( 1 month ago by mosephH) |
| Don't get me wrong kernchen. I'm not some white trash, redneck pro-America ultra conservative or some shit like that. In fact I hate what's going on now in the U.S., but it's ridiculous to say that a government would test weapons on its own population. There's no motive. The point of a government is to serve its citizens- if you say they're corrupt or greedy you have to realize there's no financial gain to be made by testing weapons on citizens. They would test them in the Middle East if at all. |
| See my 2nd comment ... ( 1 month ago by mosephH) |
| See my 2nd comment above. And flouride is also known to reduce the risk of cavities and other teeth-related ailments. :) If it caused cancer at such a high rate that it was killing us all, it wouldn't be in the water. What motive does the gov't have for killing all of its citizens? For killing its primary income source? And like I said above, why test a chemical weapon on your own country? Why not test on... say... ANOTHER country? Another country that you're already at war with perhaps. |
| hahah this is so ... ( 1 month ago by 1942tj) |
| hahah this is so funny! |
| totally know what ... ( 1 month ago by usercametodie) |
| totally know what ur talkin about man. 2 years ago they sprayed our neighborhood, and yesterday i went to the doctor and he told me that since then i've lost 730 days of my life. those dirty government bastards!! |
| Because you still ... ( 1 month ago by Kernchen013) |
| Because you still think the government acts in the peoples own interest. They dont give a damn about you. |
| Yup, they even have ... ( 1 month ago by Kernchen013) |
| Yup, they even have a law allowing this... look for it on the web. I forgot its name. Law for experiments on US populations if it would mean reducing the "terrorist" threath or something. |
| lol Kernchen, his ... ( 1 month ago by mosephH) |
| lol Kernchen, his comment was a joke... 2 years ago they sprayed... since then hes lost 730 days... get it? But there's still no point in killing us. We pay them tax dollars. Iraqi civilians don't pay them tax dollars. Therefore it would make no sense to test weapons on us when they could easily test them on people of other countries. They don't have to give a damn about us, they have to give a damn about our money. Right? And I can't find anything about this law that allows for weapon testing. |
| If you think the ... ( 1 month ago by aasdfasfdasfd) |
| If you think the government wouldnt test weapons on its own population then go research MKULTRA and the crimes against humanity the U.S. government committed on ITS OWN CITIZENS ON U.S. SOIL! |
| that's probably the ... ( 1 month ago by mosephH) |
| that's probably the best argument so far, but even then its mostly cold war crap. it's all true up til like the 60's, just without proof of current MK-ULTRA programs (which, to be honest, there probably are). but that's different than the gov't testing nuclear/chemical weapons on citizens. the CIA is known for operating "extra-legally." long story short, the U.S. CIA is a whole different beast. |
| So they're finally ... ( 1 month ago by thedarkmaster13) |
| So they're finally passing a bill to prepare for when the (classified)s attack. I knew it would happen eventualy, ever since the (classified) movies started comming out. |
| Hey, quit screwing ... ( 1 month ago by DrHMFIC) |
| Hey, quit screwing up the discussion by using logic and facts. The discussion is obviously for people who like to believe ANYthing that someone who heard it from someone else who then told their cousin about it. Solid statements like, "...they even have a law allowing this... look for it on the web. I forgot its name" are plenty good enough for developing an important viewpoint, thank you very much. And next time someone suggests you can look their vague reference up on the Internet... |
| sheesh when are ... ( 1 month ago by Lokivoid) |
| sheesh when are people going to learn the onion is a comedy news paradoy non of it is real in any way shape or form. read there motto "Making you seem better informed" that should give you a big hint there. |
| It's a joke that ... ( 3 weeks ago by movieguystarraisin) |
| It's a joke that has a point. The government can justify anything if it'd classified... |
| birthing centers, ... ( 3 weeks ago by ThompsonSeedless) |
| birthing centers, now that's long term planning congress should do |
| Let me tell you a ... ( 3 weeks ago by dkinnibu) |
| Let me tell you a secret.... Shhhhhhh don't tell anyone else.... Come closer.... (The Onion is Satire, a joke, not real... Funny as in ha ha) That's all, thanks for listening. Hugs |
| "jesus.....that's ... ( 2 weeks ago by blackxpearlx) |
| "jesus.....that's classified" |
| i know! they get ... ( 2 weeks ago by blackxpearlx) |
| i know! they get scared and enraged at what they're watching, complain, and then everyone who has common sense has to shit talk them to make them understand it's not real. hah |
| well done roflmao ( 2 weeks ago by swyft187) |
| well done roflmao |
| FLESH EATING!!!!!!! ... ( 2 weeks ago by danielsserna) |
| FLESH EATING!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| anyone who has a ... ( 2 weeks ago by nikt374) |
| anyone who has a long argument on youtube needs to realize they're argueing with some random person who wont change at all to what they say, or even reply so why even waist time doing it |
| YEAH! 'cause ... ( 1 week ago by watchingmewatchu) |
| YEAH! 'cause everything you read on the internet is true! |
| that,s are ... ( 4 days ago by Green1080Appel) |
| that,s are government for you (Classified) (Classified) (Classified) (Classified) the (Classified) is water boarding black water iran war |
| You're right, ... ( 12 hours ago by duhCider) |
| You're right, you've changed my mind. Which makes you wrong, so now I don't know whether to believe you or not. |
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