The Onion: Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Goat Brain
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After years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally created a sheep that thinks and acts like a goat.
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| in order to claim ... ( 2 weeks ago by imthegreenfaiiry) |
| in order to claim such a statement you would have to take every human being, every planet and galexy, every last molecule and physically show them to me and show me how they work. if there is no God prove it to me. and if you ask me how i can prove to you that there is a God I can't; but I can tell you my heart tells me there is. |
| Fair enough, but if ... ( 2 weeks ago by Caturdayz) |
| Fair enough, but if that is the case then you have to prove to me, beyond a glimpse of a reasonable doubt that god does exist. And until that point there is more evidence in the favor of his non-existence, mainly the lack of ANY evidence for his existence. |
| like i said, i ... ( 2 weeks ago by imthegreenfaiiry) |
| like i said, i can't prove to you He exists; i can only tell you that i feel He is exists. if you don't want to hear His truth no one can tell it to you. <3 |
| There it is again, ... ( 2 weeks ago by Caturdayz) |
| There it is again, "his truth" That is the problem I have... But people have actually convinced themselves that there is a god out there who wants them to give money, kill in his name, take away women's rights, display prejudice toward homosexuals... Et cetera et cetera It really fucking scares me that the people that "run" my country believe in an invisible man in the sky, a talking snake in a garden, a flood that never happened, it goes on an on. |
| God doesn't want us ... ( 2 weeks ago by imthegreenfaiiry) |
| God doesn't want us to kill in His name. God doesn't want us to fight. He is our father and it hurts Him to see his children cause wars over worldly things. it's sinful. and He doesn't want us to give money to the church. we do that on our own. no one is forced to give to the church. there is so much more to this conversation; unfortunatly it's too much to discuss over a public forum |
| God takes it in the ... ( 2 weeks ago by dirtyjapp) |
| God takes it in the ass |
| Actually, the ... ( 1 week ago by Intranetusa) |
| Actually, the Judeo-Christian God DID want the Israelis to kill the Cannanites, and generally encourage believers to kill or convert non-believers. It all depends on which God(s) you worship. |
| well... maybe cats. ... ( 1 week ago by pinch00) |
| well... maybe cats. cats and goats thats all i work with fo sho |
| how about a ... ( 1 week ago by hollabackx) |
| how about a reporter and a scientist without a brain at all "thats how a goat looks at a post" |
| no, thats a regular ... ( 1 week ago by albanian52) |
| no, thats a regular sheep. omg rofl. onions best vid |
| Without God how ... ( 1 week ago by 338jon) |
| Without God how would the universe come in to being??? |
| Amen brother ( 1 week ago by 338jon) |
| Amen brother |
| Without the ... ( 1 week ago by Caturdayz) |
| Without the universe how would god come in to being? |
| thats stupid, ... ( 1 week ago by slav613) |
| thats stupid, without god how would the universe come into being. Don't say big bang. how can and infinitely dense structure of matter suddenly become unstable at random and expand into the universe as stated in the big bang. Do you not agree that something must have destabilized it, god perhaps? Denying this would also deny determinism and causality which would contradict atheist scientists' beliefs. Maybe Quantum Mechanics holds an answer. Think before you type dude. |
| stop talking about ... ( 1 week ago by albanian52) |
| stop talking about god dumasses. this isnt a religious vid, its a comedy vid. talk about god on another section of youtube |
| That's stupid ... ( 1 week ago by Caturdayz) |
| That's stupid without the unvierse could not be created. Don't say ex nihilo, how can an omnipotent and omnipresent being suddenly come into creation out of nothing. Do you not agree that your theory is complete bullshit, insane prehaps? Think before you type dude ;) |
| i agree,or atleast ... ( 1 week ago by limpfish1987) |
| i agree,or atleast start tlkin in words that real onion viewers can understand |
| expirment cost over ... ( 1 week ago by bigdeadhorse) |
| expirment cost over 500 million dollars. hahahaha |
| god doesn't exist, ... ( 6 days ago by sweetcuppincakes1) |
| god doesn't exist, thats how we know he didn't create the universe. Do you have any proof that your god exists? think before you type. ;] |
| Ahahaha, it started ... ( 4 days ago by HeyButtfaceXD) |
| Ahahaha, it started as Alzheimer's research and became something with a much greater benefit to society. |
| It's called ... ( 3 days ago by Picklesisftw) |
| It's called evolution dumbass, you really think someone is up there controlling time and weather and shit? |
| he had the ... ( 1 day ago by 338jon) |
| he had the cannanites punished and the hebrews take back there land... |
| you can't really " ... ( 1 day ago by 338jon) |
| you can't really "play God" i mean look at adam & eve lol they got pwned. but yeah its still wrong to "play God". |
| "hebrews take back ... ( 1 day ago by Intranetusa) |
| "hebrews take back there land..." it's not exactly the land of Hebrews. They abandoned it for Egypt...then got themselves enslaved for hundreds of years. They effectively gave up their rights to the land when they left. Cannaites had lived in the land for centuries, cultivating the land and building cities. They got wiped out cuz they didn't follow the God of the Hebrews... =( |
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