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I take great, and I ... ( 7 months ago by hoggdawn)

I take great, and I mean GREAT offense at your statements. The are totally unfounded and factually untrue. And what do you mean "everybody" supports global warming? Can you please elaborate? I, for one, am AGAINST global warming, even though I live in a very, very cold part of the country. And why do people have to accuse others of being stupid? Cannot handle diversity of thought? Do you really expect everyone to walk in lock-step conformity to your narrow minded ways? I rest my case.

Wow you should calm ... ( 7 months ago by jugot123)

Wow you should calm down its a t.v show

jesus you are some ... ( 7 months ago by Stopusingoil)

jesus you are some piece of work
1: I am glad you take offense, as intended. 2: there are many ways to support global warming; driving a car, smoking, using aerosols, buying food, the list goes on. You are even contributing by using your computer which runs on electricity which is provided by burning fossil fuels. Theres no way
out so EVERYBODY contributes/supports global climate change.

3: Because people ... ( 7 months ago by Stopusingoil)

3: Because people who are stupid need to know they are stupid. And stupidity is NOT diversity of thought. Only someone as stupid as you would mix them up.
4: No, of course not. Where did you get that idea? I am open to suggestions and ideas, just not completely idiotic ones. I do not force my ideas on people, but I do so with FACTS. Now get all that through your thick skull you fat american. I will not reply again.

Well, I truly ... ( 7 months ago by MandolinHymns)

Well, I truly appreciate that you will not be replying. I find you tedious and boring; and, quite frankly, boorish to boot. I'm still amazed that all this vitriol came about as I innocently suggested that Civil War re-enactors should not be sent to Iraq. And why, sir/ma'am, did you take such offense at that? I guess we will never know, as you have, thankfully, vowed not to reply. In the future, I would suggest that on only post comment wherein you have something of substance to contribute

HOLD IT! Some ... ( 7 months ago by MandolinHymns)

HOLD IT! Some idiot I work with has been sending idiotic messages on MY computer and now with MY YouTube account! You will never hear from this "hoggdawn" again---I can't believe the dope did this on MY computer! I don't know whether to go to the boss or strangle the guy! Sorry!

Man, what a " ... ( 7 months ago by Polytical)

Man, what a "discussion". I have to thank you for a goodnight laugh. Just to add... if this "hoggdawn" actually pretended his stance, he got you ;)

I am being required ... ( 7 months ago by hoggdawn)

I am being required to apologize for everything I have written here. I am at work, and was using another gentelman's computer and was "caught." To anyone I've offended, I am deeply sorry. Its just that work can get so abysmally boring I go crazy, and the Onion is a real release to the ennui that can grip a 9 to 5 office slave.

Oh my goodness, ... ( 7 months ago by cherrielane)

Oh my goodness, stopusingoil; go away this is satire, you're way too serious. And, have you read the latest consensus on global warming? Peace.

LMAO this is great ( 6 months ago by Pyr01)

LMAO this is great

Have you ever ... ( 6 months ago by jonvonman)

Have you ever driven a car? Smoked a cigarette?, used aerosols? Bought Food?
I rest my case

yes you fucking ... ( 6 months ago by Stopusingoil)

yes you fucking idiot i never said I didnt do those things. jeez stay off the comments if you're gonna be that stupid.

i like the bag of ... ( 6 months ago by BlooBeluga)

i like the bag of holding reference, hah...yeah i was a nerd

YOU sir, are ... ( 6 months ago by Berus7)

YOU sir, are PATHETIC for allowing yourself to be coerced or otherwise bullied into apologizing for your comments simply because you used this "gentleman's computer". Who the hell is he? Dick Cheney?? Tell this gentleman if I were there, I'd exercise my first amendment rights at any computer I wanted, and if he had a problem with it, I'd put my size 13 EEEE right up his smelly, puckered up little arse hole.

Oh, comments rule! ( 6 months ago by dAvrilthebear)

Oh, comments rule!

What's the latest ... ( 6 months ago by chukonub)

What's the latest consensus?

Wow, I really ... ( 5 months ago by EmeraldSong)

Wow, I really should write this all down. Normally I don't like making fun of people who think the onion is real but...WOW! wow. This was priceless. (If you haven't read the whole thing go back and read it) First, he complains about something someone tells him the onion is fake he insists its real they argue about random stuff he uses superfluous vocab and calls someone a third grader

SOMEONE happens to ... ( 5 months ago by EmeraldSong)

SOMEONE happens to be using his account (wink wink) after SOMEONE discovers that the onion is actually fake (I mean, don't know if there the same person or anything...i mean, who knows (wink)) And then SOMEONE apologizes...explaining that the onion cheers him up (though he thought it was real) Oh, and this happens at "work" with people who address each other with unceremoniously out of context and expansively large words. -.-

I heart you ... ( 5 months ago by EmeraldSong)

I heart you hoggadown

Dear Emerald Song: ... ( 5 months ago by hoggdawn)

Dear Emerald Song: I am more convinced now than ever this is the plan of the Bush Administration. I urge you to side with me. And I'm serious. Who will they come after next? The daughters of the American Revolution? Anyone who disagrees with me is a stooge of the Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld/Rice/Rove/Petraus death machine! Why would anybody think that this is beyond Bush's evil machinations? It is just this kind of naivete that has led to this war! People, WAKE UP!

oh. so you really ... ( 5 months ago by EmeraldSong)

oh. so you really haven't figured it out.

EmeraldSong, I feel ... ( 5 months ago by hoggdawn)

EmeraldSong, I feel you have a good heart, so I will be kind. Suffice it to say that I find it distressing beyond belief that people are not more upset by this. Some people don't even believe it is true. NOTHING is beyond the pale of the Bush War Machine. I have written letters of protest to my senator and to the president, and they have NOT RESPONDED. This is proof that it is true; that they do not want to be exposed! Join with me in protest now---before they come for you!

wtf are u mentally ... ( 2 months ago by LokkenJester)

wtf are u mentally disabled? It's a satyrical news network, wake up dude!

hey you might wanna ... ( 3 weeks ago by chrissphinx)

hey you might wanna put these comments on a serious vid so they have the chance to be taken seriously, on this vid people just laugh with or at you, do what the fuck ever though I don't care

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