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The Onion: McCain Declines Secret Service



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John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead.
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L O fucking L ( 2 weeks ago by alemalem7)
L O fucking L
I will NEVER vote ... ( 2 weeks ago by RepublicanforObama08)
I will NEVER vote for mc cain..mc old
it is crazy how ... ( 2 weeks ago by jmd620)
it is crazy how people think mccain will protect our country better than obama because he talks like a badass and was captured for years...as if obama just wouldnt know about foreign affairs because he hasnt been shot at...its also crazy how tons of people believe the onion is a legit news source lol...but thats just how bullshit msnbc, fox and cnn are
very nice little ... ( 1 week ago by vujade1)
very nice little intro lol
5/5 ( 1 week ago by yes4me)
5/5
nice... wires and ... ( 1 week ago by BloodedAnimal)
nice... wires and sharpend sticks x.x what happend to lazers and shit blowing up xD
I love the onion, ... ( 1 week ago by Sciencenerd09)
I love the onion, it's hilarious our serious they sound!
It's also funny ... ( 1 week ago by imanerd36)
It's also funny because McCain really is currently refusing secret service.
It is funny because ... ( 1 week ago by DeagleBeagle)
It is funny because Mccain talks like he is a badass and thinks people should elect him as president solely on the fact he has been in the military. Great news article.
How's this for a ... ( 1 week ago by stevemcgee99)
How's this for a conspiracy theory? McCain/Cheney for President, fixed Diebold election.. BUT - McCain has some terminal cancer that is not revealed to public - that's why he has been willing to be so lame recently. SO, he puts on the 'no need for SS' until elected, travels un-protected, then some 'environmentalist' assassinates him. Presto- Cheney is the new president.
yo ignorant jackass ... ( 1 week ago by cactusproductions)
yo ignorant jackass the onion is fake
No shit, you don't ... ( 1 week ago by DeagleBeagle)
No shit, you don't think I fucking know that? Your the real retard here. Why would I see the news as funny unless it was theonion? Your common sense is close to 0.
I have been saying ... ( 1 week ago by dottiejon5250)
I have been saying for Years that the So-Called bush Admin. Needs to be Brought to "The Hague" for War Crimes Trials!! Have a sister who lives in The Netherlands, so I know Holland Quite Well and would Most Happily Escort the Entire Lot!! Crimes Against Humanity as Well!!
I lol'd before the ... ( 1 week ago by dntbehtn)
I lol'd before the video even started.
Crashing airplanes ... ( 1 week ago by johnson70069)
Crashing airplanes and getting caught by the enemy means you're a failure, not a war-hero.
Everyone is right ... ( 6 days ago by DavidtheDuke)
Everyone is right on the internet, even you.
McCain is the new ... ( 5 days ago by InVitroChRono)
McCain is the new Chuck Norris. He also has amazing art skills
im in love with ... ( 5 days ago by TaxEvasion)
im in love with this lady reporter. funny and hotty is a tour de force!!!
Wait... is this ... ( 5 days ago by TIMESTREAMER12)
Wait... is this news real because that was reeaaallly funny
BRAVO!!!!!! That ... ( 4 days ago by uglyloser16)
BRAVO!!!!!! That was utterly brilliant
Then go enlist! ... ( 3 days ago by RighteousOne777)
Then go enlist! Let's see just how well you do! ;)
Hey fuck. My son ... ( 3 days ago by HarcourtMarketing)
Hey fuck. My son pilots a plane for all of us. You say that about him, I WILL come to your home bed and slice your throat.
I'm voting for ... ( 2 days ago by Dyamba19)
I'm voting for Obama but I hate how sheepish democrats can be. Before they liked McCain, now he's the exact same as Bush. I guess when McCain was asked by John Kerry to be his VP it was because Kerry thought Bush was just so well. McCain is a bad ass mofo who deserves respect but this time around America needs something more then that in the president they choose.
Array ( 8 hours ago by snakes4apples)
Vote for Mc same!
but don't look at him strait in the eye
or make any sudden movements
also no photgraphs unless the flash is off
and speak loudly and slowly
he would make a funny pres, if this was real



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