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The Onion: US Schools Trail World In Child Soldier Aptitude



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A shocking new study finds U.S. children lag far behind their international peers in subjects like rifle assembly and mine defusing.
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do u know any ... ( 2 months ago by willi2209)
do u know any americans
LOL were so stupid ... ( 2 months ago by k4nnun)
LOL were so stupid :( wow i need to go back to school :P
Very funny. ... ( 2 months ago by warriorprince1010)
Very funny. However I doubt that american high school kids are inferior to any other country when it comes to guns.
People actually ... ( 2 months ago by Syckfeight)
People actually don't understand this is satire? Wow. That alone is hilarious.
Hahah. It's sad ... ( 2 months ago by shufantz)
Hahah. It's sad that some people think this is real... Just ridiculous.
You foolishly ... ( 2 months ago by sirtondeath)
You foolishly foolish fool.
lol, would it be ... ( 2 months ago by downding)
lol, would it be wrong of me to say 'God bless the Onion?' These vids made my day. :P
I love the part ... ( 2 months ago by Imcoolwiththis)
I love the part about escalating playground comflicts to hand to hand combat. ahahaha
"places like ... ( 2 months ago by thunderflash82)
"places like detroit" - gotta love the detroit jokes LMAO
target education ( 1 month ago by Joeey)
target education
"However I doubt ... ( 1 month ago by Censeo)
"However I doubt that american high school kids are inferior to any other country when it comes to guns."
People become better at handling guns by using them daily, that goes for kids as well.
Ok shooting a high ... ( 1 month ago by warriorprince1010)
Ok shooting a high school kid in america is easier because... 1. They are fatter, more to hit. 2. American kids get access to better guns, so they are more accurate. I have watched in tears as a child in poorer countries try to shoot each other and due to poorly made weapons miss an easy head shot. Yank do not know how lucky they are to have access to desert eagles and mac 10 when you feel the urge to shoot class mates. Remember how lucky you are for once.
Once again the ... ( 3 weeks ago by Lucailey)
Once again the Onion is not funny. Children in war is not a funny situation, sorry...not funny. Not funny at all.
stfu ( 3 weeks ago by beermachine1)
stfu
you sir are an ... ( 3 weeks ago by desolatefix)
you sir are an idiot with no funny bone....go die of the flesh eating virus and crotch cancer and aids while sucking your ded grandmothers dick
you sir are an ... ( 3 weeks ago by desolatefix)
you sir are an idiot with no funny bone....go die of the flesh eating virus and crotch cancer and aids while sucking your ded grandmothers dick
I thought the news ... ( 3 weeks ago by Censeo)
I thought the news was funny as hell, but sure, I'll go die like you suggest, when my dead grandmother grows a dick ;)
you really don't ... ( 2 weeks ago by sss4r)
you really don't get it if you think that's what this skit is about.
damn apparently you ... ( 2 weeks ago by Assgas)
damn apparently you have no funny bone either to react as such...you totally suck.
Satire does not ... ( 2 weeks ago by GarrettPetersen)
Satire does not support the people and situations it targets.
wow man, you say " ... ( 2 weeks ago by RuggedObscure)
wow man, you say "Once again" IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT BEFORE, WHY ARE YOU WATCHING IT NOW??? It's not making light of the situation, it's taking a humorous and satirical point of view on things that concern the world
we need to put more ... ( 1 week ago by phattrent)
we need to put more shooting ranges in schools LOL
lol this is so ... ( 1 week ago by DavidBaute)
lol this is so cruel... I love it! :)
Lol. "Texas ... ( 4 days ago by TurdFerguson98)
Lol. "Texas residents developing immunity to lethal injection."



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