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The Onion: Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day



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The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades.


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we don't US to tell ... ( 6 days ago by dravidianwolf)
we don't US to tell us not to wipe out pakistan .keep that in mind. WE have our own evidence and the israelis will support us.
U wrote =I am not ... ( 5 days ago by actionsfurysroar)
U wrote =I am not going to read your quotes=it means u r running from truth.I proved u wrong from quotations, u can remain shut ur eyes or open it, it depends on u.
Nobody can wipe out ... ( 5 days ago by actionsfurysroar)
Nobody can wipe out Pakistan, it is only a day dream.& "Enemy of Islam friend of so called secular INDIA, Israeli Army chief came to KASHMIR at these difficult times for india in Kashmir, to support india, and to teach how to do more atrocities & persecution against Kashmiris."
Benazir supported ... ( 5 days ago by actionsfurysroar)
Benazir supported Lal masjid operation, and the sympathizers of lal masjid killed her.
Yes, I am running ... ( 5 days ago by GnosticAtheist)
Yes, I am running from the "truth". See, I have read that book before, and indeed, it is filled with stories. Now, make me believe they are the truth. Where is your empirical evidence?
Any chance to share ... ( 4 days ago by ultraextreme1)
Any chance to share with us why the Jews are the chosen ones ? Looking forward to a mature answer pls. Coz i believe that whatever is created by the almighty was his personal choice. God created humans.
Humans created seperate religeons.
It's just a childish game. You people love to fight instead of finding an answer for all those war matters. God must be crying his heart out looking at his.
Ask God why jews ... ( 4 days ago by dravidianwolf)
Ask God why jews are considered the chosen people and also ask Him/Her/It why he hasn't done any thing to stop all this violence done in Him/Her/it name. let say someone using my name and what i stand for, uses violence i will at least speak to them about this. For Him/Her/It to keep quiet while folks invoke the Creator's name for terrible deeds speaks volumes about the Creator.
pakistan is small ... ( 4 days ago by dravidianwolf)
pakistan is small enough and densely populated enough and india has enough nukes to blow up a good chunk of pakistan. a targeted attack on your main cities will do nicly. btw india do have capable ABM in place in western india to counter your nukes.
we can take 150 ... ( 4 days ago by dravidianwolf)
we can take 150 million or even 200 million deaths, can you? if peaces comes to south asia by killing 150 million paks so be it. the overseas paks can be the new wandering tribe of the world like the jews of old.
lmao, man they ... ( 4 days ago by RnB12)
lmao, man they really gotta stop fighting, its been 61 years already!
ok so, here is what ... ( 4 days ago by hotfobdancer)
ok so, here is what happened. India gave Pakistan away as an attempt to please the Islamic population of India, as a sanctuary for Muslims. Pakistan has continued to kill and persecute Hindus. Not to mention the Muslims in India continue to cheer and support Pakistan, while being able to live a normal life, unlike that of a Hindu in Pakistan. Along the lines of the war, India repeatedly holds its ground and never makes an attempt to invade or attack Pakistan, unlike Pakistan who constantly does.
funny you should ... ( 4 days ago by hotfobdancer)
funny you should say that, Kashmir falls under Indian borders, so tell me why is it that Pakistan claims it to be theirs when India gave them their own land? funny that it should happen that way, seeing as how Pakistani terrorists kill hundreds of people in Kashmir every year. Im not saying that us Indians are any better, we kill numerous people as well, but it tends to be out of retaliation. Bloodshed begets more bloodshed. Fuck fighting.
Read UN resolution ... ( 4 days ago by actionsfurysroar)
Read UN resolution in which KASHMIR is declared a DISPUTED territory.And there is not any kind of freedom movement going on in AZAD KASHMIR, as it is going on in indian occupied kashmir, check youtube videos where they r holding pakistani flags.
Point me only 1 ... ( 4 days ago by actionsfurysroar)
Point me only 1 incident where a mob of ppl massacred any MINORITY in Pakistan? i can point out 10000 in indian most recent in ORISSA. Everybody knows that an ISLAMIC PAKISTAN is faaaaaaaaaaar better than SO CALLED SECULAR INDIA.
C the difference b/ ... ( 4 days ago by actionsfurysroar)
C the difference b/w u and me, i can't even think of killing a single innocent person whereas u talking about 150 million or even 200 million deaths, u r a curse to humanity. Keep dreaming of wiping Pakistan, u r doing so since 1947 lol
A senior ex service ... ( 4 days ago by actionsfurysroar)
A senior ex service men said that even a nuclear strike can'td demolish pak nukes. lol keep dreaming of wiping out pakistan, u dont have the guts, since u r not able to do it in 61 years. slap on ur FACE.
slap on my face lol ... ( 4 days ago by dravidianwolf)
slap on my face lol ok. of course yr military men will say those things. but the israelis do have the technology from the americans those bunker busting bombs. if india ask nicely and say we need it to target pakistanis silos, u think the israelis will say no :). have ever heard of the counterforce tactic pioneered by the USA. it takes 2 nuke war heads to destroy hardened missile silos. the USA proved it in test. we got more than enough nukes for it.
thats sad man... ... ( 3 days ago by ultraextreme1)
thats sad man... truly sad..
where is your wisdom ?
wouldn't it be better to save people instead of killing them ?
you all have gone crazy and cant see what you people are doing.
i call it a selfish and greedy act.
dont answer my post,..god will answer you all.
and god is not the person that u or your books want him to be.
u have totally no idea of what u doing.
i will pray to him to forgive u all.
coz only he who dont posses wisdom shouts out the loudest.
Oh shutup ( 3 days ago by dudhala21)
Oh shutup
let ask you a ... ( 3 days ago by dravidianwolf)
let ask you a simple question if Him/Her/It can send messangers time after time to ask folks to worship him throughout the ages. yet when folks use his name to kill people.where is Him/Her/it? where he is messangers who preform miracles to convince folks of their divine message. u r the one living a lie.
fyi i am against ... ( 3 days ago by dravidianwolf)
fyi i am against the terror i just wish yr Creator let his view known. for Him/Her/It to keep quiet with all those killings done inhis name.speaks volume about the Creator,
what mob, who needs ... ( 2 days ago by bepeaceful1)
what mob, who needs a mob, the governments and ISI has effectively removed all minorities as well as their voices. No chance of any conflict left!!
lol, shifting of ... ( 1 day ago by manimania215)
lol, shifting of continental plates. The onion is just the greatest satirical news source ever.
Will Israel ... ( 1 hour ago by actionsfurysroar)
Will Israel directly afford WAR with a nuclear power pakistan? ask BIDEN the vice presidential candidate.



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