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The Onion: 'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'



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Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.
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Homosexuals not ... ( 1 week ago by colinbeatty)
Homosexuals not being allowed to serve in the military is the decision of Congress, not the military. Many of us know many gay, lesbian, and bisexuals that serve with distinction, but because it is a ruling by the civilian Congress it must be kept a secret. A lot of us don't mind serving with gays, but until congress makes up its mind we must obey the orders.
I think it would be ... ( 1 week ago by GlenMatlockFan)
I think it would be funny to see a transvestite running across the battlefield all drag-queened out. I love cross dressers their my reason for dressing up for Halloween. The Onion is awsome.
so how many ... ( 6 days ago by BloodedAnimal)
so how many streight peoples lives is eaqual to one gay life AND THE bastard says..... 7. an uneven number good thing this is all stupid and fake xD or we would all be in trouble and for those that might spam me for saying this is stupid, its not stupid. just for you
funny AND true! ( 5 days ago by analyzingfunny)
funny AND true!
The Onion has ... ( 5 days ago by ehunter2)
The Onion has taught me so much about American life. It has taught me that TV has reduced millions of Americans to illiterate, literal minded morons who are so completely out of touch with reality they cannot recognize satire.
The Onion has ... ( 5 days ago by ehunter2)
The Onion has taught me so much about American life. It has taught me that TV has reduced millions of Americans to illiterate, literal minded morons who are so completely out of touch with reality they cannot recognize satire.
No. The world is ... ( 5 days ago by inflames255)
No. The world is just so fucked up it's hard to tell. However, I find it strange when people look so hard into these. It's funny, so, laugh, enjoy yourself, and use this program to realize why most of the world hates us in reality.
Do you think Onion ... ( 5 days ago by ehunter2)
Do you think Onion should do a spoof on people that think National Policy is just
a version of the High School Popularity Contest. You know..trying to make people like us..no matter what the cost?
lol "seven"! ( 5 days ago by WillMChelseaFC)
lol "seven"!
Twelve today,I'm ... ( 3 days ago by OctopusVsElephant)
Twelve today,I'm very happy,yesterday I only got eight on but the batter recipe was a disaster.I know if I can only get two more pancakes on my dick then the judges will be impressed.I have to go slow and not push the envelope,because if they start to tear the judges won't count them.I'll add the syrup in a few hours after I know they are on,nice and "snug".
:D dumb americans ( 3 days ago by paultje2small)
:D dumb americans
lolz....seven...wtf? ( 2 days ago by Epicmount)
lolz....seven...wtf?
Hah. That sounds ... ( 2 days ago by inflames255)
Hah. That sounds like an amazing idea.
stupid yanks ( 2 days ago by carlos4719)
stupid yanks
Fuck these ... ( 1 day ago by thearyan3)
Fuck these homosexual fags. You fags have way too many rights already, I mean, what is the Jew infested supreme court going to say next?? That faggots would have the right to kill staight white men?!!! FUCK YOU QUEERS! GOD HAS PLANS FOR YOU, AIDS IS JUST THE BEGINING!
14/88
lol get laid dude. ( 1 day ago by lunarader)
lol get laid dude.
wow, you are a ... ( 1 day ago by brokenskyy)
wow, you are a retard. Its pretty funny that the only place you will find aryans is in prison. Hitler was a pussy. get a life, but before you do, please leave my glorious nation.
Right back at ya ... ( 1 day ago by brokenskyy)
Right back at ya jihad.
I know, i was going ... ( 1 day ago by brokenskyy)
I know, i was going to say 9
Like a typical fag, ... ( 17 hours ago by Chuichupachichi)
Like a typical fag, your so spoiled that you answer by saying "none of that is even true".
Oh, but why not poor little victim fag boy?
"Because", I said so, thats why"! Besides, its the way all fags have been conditioned into being spoiled. That when any truth arises which reveals the ugly of homosickuality, the automatic mindless spoiled reply is: "Its not true, its not, its not, Boo hoo hoo, its not, its not"! Also, even though nothing religeous was mentioned, fags reply: only religeon says
epic fail. most ... ( 17 hours ago by jakersvlog)
epic fail. most people with aids are straight. did you know there are reports that Hitler was a closet case?
... did you know ... ( 15 hours ago by Mithrasiain63)
... did you know there are reports that Hitler was a closet case?... Not only that but he only had one testicle and worst of all; he was vegetarian.
For one, I am not ... ( 12 hours ago by DemitriusSinclair)
For one, I am not even homosexial. Two, I gave you reason why you're wrong, none of which you counter. You've no idea how to debate, nor defend what you believe. You fail at even hating people, properly. You do not even properly know what a Satanist is. And so, go die, you worthless, hateful waste of meat and bone.
Wow... I was going ... ( 8 hours ago by SkaProphet)
Wow... I was going to say that this was funny, but I'd rather mention how retarded the "Fags R teh debil" crowd is being. I mean, are you really such narrow minded pricks? Anyway, funny video



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