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The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys



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Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.
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lulz at people who ... ( 6 days ago by maleficus23)
lulz at people who thought this was real
Wow what a ... ( 6 days ago by kaiwen85)
Wow what a breakthrough. They need to test gun wounds next.
LOL I KNOW well for ... ( 6 days ago by oTFXo)
LOL I KNOW well for me first of all Why the fuck would someone test stabbing on monkeys o.O?
Lol I remember ... ( 6 days ago by CodaBear2)
Lol I remember seeing this video awhile ago and thinking it was real...and thinking to myself how dumb are these people lol
Very funny comment. ( 6 days ago by wDOZEw)
Very funny comment.
u are not the only ... ( 6 days ago by thesnipermaster)
u are not the only one but face it the onion is funny
Nice. I thought it ... ( 5 days ago by MouseDude20)
Nice. I thought it was real until my friend told me. Very funny.
Array ( 5 days ago by MyArtIsABang)
D:< I'd stap the new reporter and ask him if it hurt.
i love monkey love ( 5 days ago by bobdacroc)
i love monkey love
What the FUCK. ( 5 days ago by MazinDizer)
What the FUCK.
How do we know the ... ( 5 days ago by diggingpitt)
How do we know the monkey's wern't just having alergic reactions or suffering from depression?
Of course, "human rights" activists will prevent human trials and ignorance will prevail.
Ten today,but ... ( 4 days ago by OctopusVsElephant)
Ten today,but tommorrow I'm shooting for twelve.I know if I can get twelve pancakes on my dick,the judges will be impressed.But I have to go slow and not push the envelope.If they start to tear or fall apart,the judges won't count them.I can add the syrup and peanut butter in a few hours.
lol, that douche ... ( 4 days ago by jforrer022969)
lol, that douche VVV this is fake dumbass, its just to be funny
WHY WOULD THEY DO ... ( 4 days ago by gnarlyfart)
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS ITS DISGUSTING !!!!!!!! its like heating up a brick of cheese because im hungry. I need my cheese John, I need my cheese
lol "a test group ... ( 4 days ago by mbany92)
lol "a test group of monkey were stabbed between 7 and 9 times each" I almost died of laughter hearing that
Your comment made ... ( 3 days ago by megaclootie)
Your comment made me laugh more then the video
All the people who ... ( 2 days ago by kcirtapswehtam)
All the people who get offended because they think it's real just prove that if you look official enough, you can pass off anything as being true.
The only thing ... ( 2 days ago by winterxeternal)
The only thing funnier than this video is all the people who think it's real.
that's a good point ... ( 2 days ago by dac314)
that's a good point. the monkeys used in the trials could be allergic to stab wounds! that would totally unbalance the experiment and require another batch of monkeys to be tested.
hahaha ( 2 days ago by EricToTheScionti)
hahaha
spooning leads to ... ( 1 day ago by fkntoothpaste)
spooning leads to forking ha ha!!
uhh, newsflash to ... ( 1 day ago by saurons00nazgul)
uhh, newsflash to those laughing at those about it being fake...this is real.
the onion is the only news that we can trust in this day and age.
This is quite ... ( 1 day ago by thythythyvo)
This is quite possibly one of my favorite Onion movies.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ohh i ... ( 6 hours ago by DarthVantos)
HAHAHAHAHAHA ohh i gotta see more of theonion



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