Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now



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Today Now! utilizes computer technology to show a mother how rampant drug use and prostitution has ravaged her little girl's body.
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the onion rulez!!! ... ( 1 week ago by aileenaaaaaa)
the onion rulez!!! ahahaha!
lmao, its supposed ... ( 1 week ago by RobinHood252)
lmao, its supposed to be.
holy shit ive seen ... ( 1 week ago by superstu1414)
holy shit ive seen her walking the streets in my city, she eats peacies of her own arm for some nutrietion
good job in ... ( 1 week ago by boiledduck)
good job in figuring out that this was fake sherlock, i thought it was completely real the entire time i watched it...
The mom just died ... ( 5 days ago by exclamation3mark)
The mom just died all over again, they should have given her a preview! That forensic dude is an bastard!
you realize its a ... ( 5 days ago by WaCoproductions)
you realize its a joke, right?
AWSOME ( 5 days ago by WaCoproductions)
AWSOME
it's a joke you ... ( 5 days ago by blitzpcs)
it's a joke you idiot
The Onion is so sic ... ( 5 days ago by spartan5566)
The Onion is so sic! :P
lmao is this a joke ( 5 days ago by ethans789)
lmao is this a joke
no, i did not at ... ( 5 days ago by exclamation3mark)
no, i did not at the time, i thought the goat was suspect (chip-mink+ squirrel waved no flags in my head) lol. but the clincher was george bush surveying the impact of his administration. You had me! I am a fan now, keep it up.
I dont know what's ... ( 4 days ago by FearlesslyNotFalling)
I dont know what's funnier here... the clip itself in all its oniony satirical glory, or the comments of people who think its a "legitimate" newscast. ROFLMAO!!!!
dude...IT WAS A JOKE ( 4 days ago by DarkTranceWizard)
dude...IT WAS A JOKE
Array ( 4 days ago by giordano2727)
ROFL..
is this for real?
i find the hosts funnyy
bruises from the ... ( 4 days ago by giordano2727)
bruises from the pimp dougless?
LOL ( 4 days ago by himomSLAYER)
LOL
Thirteen earlier ... ( 3 days ago by OctopusVsElephant)
Thirteen earlier today, but the pancakes slid off my dick and hit my dog on the forehead. If I can tweak the batter and use better syrup I can keep the pancakes on my dick longer. But if they tear or fall apart the judges won't count them.
lol no ( 3 days ago by paultje2small)
lol no
omg lol soo funny ... ( 3 days ago by oomung)
omg lol soo funny the mom tries to stop...
that is not funny ... ( 3 days ago by SuductiveCancer)
that is not funny think of the mother made me sad
If they would just ... ( 3 days ago by OctopusVsElephant)
If they would just show the computer enhanced version of the back of that chicks head,then someone commenting here would surely recognize her.If not people at the onion might. (maybe not,they are to busy being smart asses). I'll send everyone here a picture of pancakes on my weiner. It looks like a paleolithic record player trying to play light,brown,fluffy records.
You are such a fag! ... ( 2 days ago by Jrowe)
You are such a fag! The mothers expression is the best part of this video! AHAHAH
your funny ( 1 day ago by runetopiea)
your funny
Uhh its not real ( 19 minutes ago by liltamtam)
Uhh its not real



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