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RiffTrax w Mike Nelson - The Bourne Identity



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Imagine waking up in an unfamiliar place, unable to recall where you live, what you're doing there, or even your own name. Now imagine for the first time in your life it wasn't a direct result of your downing eleven pints of Guinness and then agreeing to do a Lemon Drop shooter with Jimmy T., Sple
ef, and Hondo the night before at Durty Nelly's. Now imagine that you began to discover you had mysterious talents -- talents that didn't involve the ability to stand next to the open refrigerator door in your underpants and drink a half gallon of Minute Maid Pulp Free directly from the pitcher wit
hout stopping for air. Now imagine you are Matt Damon. Why, the mere thought of it is to stare into a bottomless well of agony. Yet Matt Damon awakes to that fresh horror every morning of his life (the horror of discovering that he remains Matt Damon, not all that stuff about his memory. That happe
ns to his character in that one movie -- what's it called? -- The Bourne Identity. My memory's not so good.) Anyway, the point is that Bourne Identity is a pulse-pounding thriller that goes from the exotic...um, somethings of somewhere to the even more exotic -- look, it's tough to recall all the l
ittle things, I'm just a little fuzzy today. Suffice it to say that Bourne Identity makes for a terrific RiffTrax -- and the fact that Mike is joined by Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, well, that's just -- what do you call it, that brown runny stuff -- gravy!


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all three movies ... ( 10 months ago by karolw91)
all three movies were great
Hey, wasn't that ... ( 10 months ago by LoneConformist)
Hey, wasn't that the EXACT SAME spiral staircase from Run Lola Run? It's like the same movie except Franka learned English and underwent a charisma-ectomy.
"Oh he fell right ... ( 10 months ago by 1uk3hosty)
"Oh he fell right on Jaques Chirac!"
ROFL!
spiderman? ( 10 months ago by guilleru718)
spiderman?
This is probably ... ( 10 months ago by onemoment)
This is probably the first time in my life that I've laughed like this. My throat and sides hurt, my eyes are watering...this is great. I really like the part where that guy just walked through the window.
Yes, more ennui! ... ( 9 months ago by regularguy5mb)
Yes, more ennui! The dead guy's thoughts on the way down: "I could swear that railing wasn't there earlier."
"Don't look." "Yeah ... ( 9 months ago by neoboman)
"Don't look." "Yeah, don't look, the guy with the moustache is hideous."
Open his femmy, ... ( 9 months ago by DANATANLOVER)
Open his femmy, Euro man-purse.
Death by Hinduism! ... ( 8 months ago by pmalone4)
Death by Hinduism! XD
lmao - "But I am ... ( 8 months ago by ZiggyHernandez)
lmao - "But I am overcome with European existential ennui..."
How dare you use ... ( 7 months ago by outkid)
How dare you use such and unflattering picture!
This hilrious! XD ( 7 months ago by Videospunkpunk)
This hilrious! XD
ooh,death by ... ( 7 months ago by IcanSpellMyname)
ooh,death by hinduism LOL
why did u use such ... ( 6 months ago by WinnieThePooh54321)
why did u use such an unflattering picture u bastard, i have like 4 chins. ROFL
Oh My God. This ... ( 6 months ago by Halloween41)
Oh My God. This just shows that even good movies can be ripped to shreds. I'm crying with laughter right now.
God this was a dumb ... ( 6 months ago by Decepticonx7)
God this was a dumb movie.
hey that was a ... ( 6 months ago by j0rdanV)
hey that was a awesome movie
Who are you? Who? ... ( 6 months ago by 0mni42)
Who are you? Who? Who? I really want to know! OMFG
I must admit, this ... ( 5 months ago by Blibertyblob123)
I must admit, this movie is awesome, but the riffing is perfect!
Cuz this was a good ... ( 4 months ago by Alfrunk)
Cuz this was a good movie?? ugh
"Aha, I've escaped. ... ( 3 months ago by UTJRC1990)
"Aha, I've escaped. Oh that was dumb. Ow"
LOL
Aha! I've escaped! ... ( 3 months ago by BelovedCaptain)
Aha! I've escaped! ..Oh, that was dumb..
Spiderman??? no.. XDD I loove these things!
"She's hired under ... ( 3 months ago by punkinheadcharlie)
"She's hired under the give your daughter your job program." Lol
Some of the riffs ... ( 1 month ago by tekbarrier)
Some of the riffs could be better, but they're still pretty good.



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