The Onion: Device Prevents Nick Nolte From Driving
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The Department Of Transportation unveiled a new mandatory safety system designed to protect American drivers by keeping Nick Nolte off the road.
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| Are you or are you ... ( 3 months ago by yme1982) |
| Are you or are you not kidding ??? |
| Okay, good, it's ... ( 3 months ago by LoganFaloway) |
| Okay, good, it's about time. |
| I like the matching ... ( 3 months ago by ablestmage) |
| I like the matching details and how the alarm says "Nolte! Nolte!" in the background. lol! |
| XD hahahahha ( 3 months ago by donmosca) |
| XD hahahahha |
| They should make a ... ( 3 months ago by wasincox) |
| They should make a software update for Lyndsay Lohan. |
| When will they ... ( 2 months ago by Halfback46) |
| When will they design the Anti-Billy Joel Car Alert? |
| Finally, they ... ( 2 months ago by MercurysNeptune) |
| Finally, they finally get it. The Nick Nolte device could save thousands of lives.But how many children should die before they install a Gary Busey device?I don't drive anymore knowing he has a car somewhere and I live in Europe. |
| Now we just need ... ( 2 months ago by Dextrous) |
| Now we just need anti-Dick-Cheney-guns. |
| Give a little of ... ( 2 months ago by Yggdrasill4) |
| Give a little of your freedom and privacy for temporary safety. |
| Now we need a ... ( 2 months ago by buddchiefer) |
| Now we need a Britney crotch shot pop-up blocker. |
| They misspelled " ... ( 2 months ago by TheEclecticStation) |
| They misspelled "complexion." |
| the onion is the ... ( 2 months ago by usmcbatman0311) |
| the onion is the shit! |
| "...Nolte-free ... ( 2 months ago by 229095) |
| "...Nolte-free roadways" HAHAHHAAHA |
| ... ( 2 months ago by cycimian) |
| ahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahah, Now if we can get an anti cheny device that keeps him from standing down NORAD. |
| AMEN!!! ( 2 months ago by cnldcg8480) |
| AMEN!!! |
| OMG Loved your ... ( 1 month ago by GMPNY) |
| OMG Loved your comment LOL He is one scary guy! |
| I feel safer ... ( 1 month ago by HeresToTheAdventure) |
| I feel safer allready and so does Nick Nolte. |
| How about a Paris ... ( 4 weeks ago by LongitudeVsLatitude) |
| How about a Paris Hilton/Brittney Spears channel changer.A Lindsay Lohan catapult would be a great seller. |
| hum!!..nick nolte ... ( 3 weeks ago by monkeynutts8) |
| hum!!..nick nolte kinda looks like gary busey!!!!! wierd...its the ginger dead man!! |
| lol ( 1 week ago by Rcrby525) |
| lol |
| This is BS, I can ... ( 1 week ago by k9feces) |
| This is BS, I can barely afford a new car, and the anti Nolte device is only going to drive up the price. Hopefully you can reprogram the computer to detect Black people so that they can't steal your car. |
| But at least if ... ( 1 week ago by fiendishone69) |
| But at least if they're not muslims, we won't have to worry about them using your car for a bombing |
| lmao so true ( 4 days ago by Darkman1691) |
| lmao so true |
| "This is BS, I can ... ( 2 days ago by fyrestorme123) |
| "This is BS, I can barely afford a new car, and the anti Nolte device is only going to drive up the price. Hopefully you can reprogram the computer to detect Black people so that they can't steal your car." wtf you idiot it's a joke WOW |
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