Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"



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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, tha
nks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks f
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achmed the best ... ... ( 10 hours ago by Basszz0002)
achmed the best ......
that is very true ( 9 hours ago by redsoxfan1518)
that is very true
SILENCE Night ( 9 hours ago by Talt86)
SILENCE Night
lol!!!! ( 9 hours ago by andrew58286852)
lol!!!!
PLEASE DONT READ ... ( 8 hours ago by rulerofwolrd)
PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY
 OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCAR
Y CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!! Notify
i was wandering if ... ( 8 hours ago by zforsuzuki)
i was wandering if guitar guy and jeff are related. they look like brothers. halarious vieo
hahahahahaha luved ... ( 7 hours ago by dazrulz)
hahahahahaha luved it!!!!!!!!!!!!
achmed has a mind ... ( 7 hours ago by Luffy511)
achmed has a mind of his own
lol best love ya ... ( 6 hours ago by tuck1017)
lol best love ya jeff dunham keep it up i kick you ass at guitar hero ok halo
Array ( 6 hours ago by Pstatall)
ROFL
"Then my favorite, SILENCE Night"
He was doing drugs ... ( 6 hours ago by Xristoni)
He was doing drugs backstage ROFL!!!!
where are the ... ( 5 hours ago by magdal88)
where are the virgins that binladen's promised me!
ok maybe at halo! ( 4 hours ago by lolliepop90)
ok maybe at halo!
he is so funny ( 4 hours ago by miley101026)
he is so funny
I KILL YOU!!!!!!! ... ( 3 hours ago by t3rm1nat3r2)
I KILL YOU!!!!!!!dunham is awesome
Whaha, deze is echt ... ( 3 hours ago by WiNiichan)
Whaha, deze is echt wel hard... ik heb me kapot gelachen xD
hahah he dont kno ... ( 3 hours ago by milfyboi220)
hahah he dont kno he does drugs
omg... this is ... ( 2 hours ago by PXun1ng)
omg... this is fucking crazy.. i fell my ass of.. this achmed kill's meeee.
greatJeff Dunham
I love guitar guy's ... ( 2 hours ago by hannah0992)
I love guitar guy's bad tan lines on his arms.
haha
i luv it!! ( 2 hours ago by noemimorales93)
i luv it!!
and my favourite, ... ( 2 hours ago by ItsMeJe33ica)
and my favourite, SILENCE nite
lol! the guitar guy ... ( 2 hours ago by lesa9410)
lol! the guitar guy can SHRED!!! lol!
Silence! night ( 1 hour ago by lioshenka)
Silence! night
i used to be a man ... ( 13 minutes ago by maximumride411)
i used to be a man but every time i cough thanks to uncle sam my nuts keeping falling off



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