RiffTrax w Mike Nelson - Next



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Next, the thrilling story of a down-on-his luck magician (Nicholas Cage) who hitches a ride to Flagstaff! Not only that, he walks down into the Grand Canyon and shows a kid a rock! And can your heart stand the excitement when he gives a car to Peter Falk!? The fact that he can see two minutes into
the future is just frosting on the ride-hitching, rock-showing, car-giving cake of non-stop thrills! Jessica Biel co-stars as a woman who spends one day with Nicholas Cage and rather than doing the sensible thing and running away, moving without leaving a forwarding address, and getting an unlisted
phone number, actually falls in love with him! (Note: she also appears onscreen wearing no pants. This is in no way meant to encourage you to buy the RiffTrax by appealing to your prurient interests, we merely wish for our customers to make fully informed decisions where JESSICA BIEL WEARING PANTIE
S AND A SKIMPY SHIRT is concerned!) Joining Mike is Bridget Nelson, a Mystery Science Theater 3000 alumni (and Mikes' wife!) That's NEXT!


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Yes. "Gamera vs ... ( 11 months ago by Tareltonlives)
Yes. "Gamera vs Zigra"
She also played ... ( 11 months ago by mrgb46)
She also played Nuveena in 12 to the Moon.
Look, it's ... ( 11 months ago by regularguy5mb)
Look, it's Groundhog Day 2 with Nick Cage and Jessica Biel. Surely, box-office success is imminent!
I believe she was ... ( 11 months ago by asp5)
I believe she was also Mr. B. Natural in the Thanksgiving special.
amo esta mulher ... ( 10 months ago by Nunopcf)
amo esta mulher bebe nuno1
Mike's wife is ... ( 10 months ago by gydorack)
Mike's wife is awesome!
Bridget needs to be in more of these.
Absolutely.I always ... ( 10 months ago by LyndaHudson)
Absolutely.I always say,'the couple that riffs together,stays together.'
And she was the ... ( 10 months ago by Tareltonlives)
And she was the evil shapeshifting witch in "The Undead" Damn, she was sexy.
That was perfect, ... ( 9 months ago by Arrowdodger)
That was perfect, too.
And the babysitter ... ( 9 months ago by GrixieKong)
And the babysitter Stephie in "The Touch of Satan", if I'm not mistaken.
Wait, scratch that. ... ( 9 months ago by GrixieKong)
Wait, scratch that. Costume and prop mistress Beez McKeever was Stephie.
Y'know, folks, ... ( 9 months ago by spindlefan)
Y'know, folks, there's this site called IMDB. Who played whom in what movie is all right there if we need it, so we really don't need comment after comment on YouTube guessing at actors and their prior roles.
...OMG, you're ... ( 8 months ago by bioangel339)
...OMG, you're kidding! I would have never thought of that. lol, just kidding man, i know what you mean.
I really wanted ... ( 8 months ago by halfmanhalfmetal)
I really wanted them to mention that Nick Cage has the hair of a clown in this movie. If it were orange or green hed look exactly like a clown.
THANK YOU!!!! ( 8 months ago by afdfdadfd)
THANK YOU!!!!
I think the ... ( 8 months ago by magpiepeck)
I think the husband-wife riffing is funny. Bridget's great. She had a few parts on MST3K that were hilarious.
And if you could ... ( 7 months ago by DrGregoryHouseIT)
And if you could just go ahead and go straight to hell, please!
My favorite Bridget ... ( 7 months ago by jeffeastwood15)
My favorite Bridget skit from MST3K was from the "Undead" episode where she plays the shape-shifting witch who can't quite seem to get her shape-shifting abilities under control.
I like her and ... ( 7 months ago by magpiepeck)
I like her and Pearl's bitter banter in the "Roman Times" sketches:
"Is that pile of straw on top of your head easier to care for than real hair?"
OH I had forgotten ... ( 6 months ago by LyndaHudson)
OH I had forgotten that,but yeah,that wah hilarious!Didn't she turn into a bottle of bleach at one point?
Let's see... she ... ( 6 months ago by jeffeastwood15)
Let's see... she turned into a bottle of bleach, a cat, a bird, a bat (the flying kind), an inflatable penguin and Pearl Forrester, much to Crow's shock and horror.
"I have 7 different ... ( 3 months ago by EKS511)
"I have 7 different kinds of mace."
LMAO I'm gonna have to use that one.
Yeah, it's as if he ... ( 2 months ago by JinEfreet)
Yeah, it's as if he was in Bangkok Dangerous or something...
I saw it in a ... ( 3 weeks ago by vlcupper)
I saw it in a theater Seoul. It's surreal hearing a theater full of people all say "What the fuck?" in another language.



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